Slander, My Pink Salamander

Ever heard of this story?

I think it's about a famous religion icon who was hiding in a cave from people who wanted to kill him for speaking the truth about God. (Don't quote me on that I might be wrong) And this spider offered to help by spinning a web at the entrance of the cave so that when these men came by they would see the unbroken web and then come to a conclusion that no one has entered the cave on the account of the un-damaged web. However when the men passed by, a lizard inside the cave cried out and betrayed this famous religious icon. And it's apparently known that lizards only make that funny sound when people are around. So the men knew that someone was inside the cave, thus they found him and persecuted him.

It is also believed (by a certain religion) that the more lizards you kill, the more points you get in heaven. Well I say bring it on! We're going to have a wild party my friends